Let's hope she can't remember this

And suddenly it is upon us. Dr Second Opinion has suggested that O be operated on as soon as possible. Tomorrow in fact. The hospital is far away from home so we're staying at a motel. I know this sounds sick but part of me is excited to get a few days in a motel. The no dishwashing factor. And the miniature shampoo and conditioner. Must focus on miniature goods to distract me from the horror of her going under the knife again.

Will be off the blogwaves for a while but am sure I will have stories to tell on my return. Have asked R to shave before he meets any doctors so as to avoid looking like terrorist and frightening staff. He's promised not to flash his Al Quada membership card. Must focus on terrorists so as to comfort self. Must stop writing like Bridget Jones.

Night.